AnnaNoon

Open a new tab and pull up a karoake version of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift and sing your self this little spoof... I was so young when I first saw you. I close my eyes, and the flashback starts, I'm laying there, On a changing table while I'd undergo your care. I see the fights, see you, and all the frowns. See you make your way through the house, And say, "Oh Nessie", Little did I see, That you're a pedophile, You were imprinting on babies, And my mama said, "Stay away from Renesmee." And I never left my mama's embrace, Thinking that "I'm not your whoe…" And you said, "Bella let me take her somewhere we can be alone

A Tribute to Al Bundy There once was a man Who sold only shoes But his life would be filled With a permanent case of the blues His name was Al Bundy A great athlete in high school Not the smartest guy around But certainly no fool He had many achievements 4 touchdowns in 1 game He had it all coming towards him Women, fortune and fame But little did he know He only had so much luck Something would come around the corner Then Al would be fuc- Peg Wanker was her name A fruit from the south Gigantic red hair And a rather noisy mouth Regardless of all that She caught Al’s eye And soon Al’s good life Was just about